— me rewatching the fellowship of the ring (via princess-kili)
so it’s hotter than satan’s butthole and i’m sitting on the rooftop with cheap sangria and my regrets, blasting veggie tales songs because at some point my life went very wrong, and all of a sudden i’m thinking; hey, remember the tons of badlit you downloaded and never actually got around to reading because being a teacher is actually a terrible job that drains the life out of you?
well, here we go
Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they’re shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!
sure why not
Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!
the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon.
I changed the text message noise on my phone to ‘Sherwood Forest’ so every time I get a message there’s this stirring little trumpetty fanfare and it’s awesome because a) I can actually hear it and b) it makes me feel Very Important, like hell yeah, here’s something so portentous it needs a fanfare and guess what IT’S FOR ME
Just say it’s Dwarf Bread, using a Discworld recipe!
A+++ suggestion :D