- Me, taking big stompy steps into the water: I'm Cherno Alpha!
- Husband, surging around: I'm a Kaiju! I'm Leatherback!
Gonna go ahead and blame Agatha Christie for finding stories about ‘orrible murders weirdly soothing.
I should probably also blame her for my Feelings about tiny dapper European men, and auburn-haired women, actually.
CAPTAIN HASTINGS YOU MONSTER
Been reading Aggie Chris since I was eight years old
Miss Marple is my fave but also can I get a ‘HELL YEAH’ for Tommy and Tuppence
Fuck yeah Nice Murders
that’s what we call them in our house
Goddamn who wants to come over and watch LOTR-EEs with me I am so up for it
Going to crochet some Iron Man Gloves for 4yo son seeing as he spends 50% of his time being Iron Man these days (most of the other 50% is being a kitten)